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PostA good read... CCP's new service: "Lawyer Program" Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:35 am Reply with quote

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Channel ID: 2101549350
Channel Name: Private Chat (VenenosaSedutora)
Listener: Verone
Session started: 2005.07.29 20:36:53
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[ 2005.07.29 20:36:58 ] Verone > good evening
[ 2005.07.29 20:37:42 ] VenenosaSedutora > Why did you do that?
[ 2005.07.29 20:38:16 ] Verone > you ran for a planet when i warped to the gate, i was under the impression you had something of value on board that was not worth risking...
[ 2005.07.29 20:38:42 ] Verone > sadly, for me this wan not true
[ 2005.07.29 20:39:42 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm just a newbie player trying to learn this game.
[ 2005.07.29 20:40:37 ] Verone > it's probably not a good idea to be in low security in a kestrel then is it?
[ 2005.07.29 20:41:24 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you give me back my stuff?
[ 2005.07.29 20:41:59 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm too really scared now.
[ 2005.07.29 20:42:03 ] Verone > i'm assuming you're someone's alt, seeing as though you had a full rack of limos rocket launchers on
[ 2005.07.29 20:42:08 ] Verone > three of whihc were destroyed
[ 2005.07.29 20:42:19 ] VenenosaSedutora > alt?
[ 2005.07.29 20:42:28 ] Verone > alternate character
[ 2005.07.29 20:42:57 ] VenenosaSedutora > No, this is my primary and unique char. I just started playing this week.
[ 2005.07.29 20:43:10 ] VenenosaSedutora > Is this game a PK based?
[ 2005.07.29 20:43:18 ] VenenosaSedutora > I don't like PK.
[ 2005.07.29 20:43:32 ] Verone > well i guess i'm lucky then, i was going to pod you too =)
[ 2005.07.29 20:44:02 ] Verone > no it'snot pk based
[ 2005.07.29 20:44:21 ] VenenosaSedutora > So, you killed me just for fun?
[ 2005.07.29 20:44:40 ] Verone > no.. i killed you because i thought you might have had something valuable on board
[ 2005.07.29 20:45:03 ] VenenosaSedutora > Now that you've seen my poor stuff, could you give me back, please?
[ 2005.07.29 20:45:39 ] VenenosaSedutora > Look, I'm just a 16 years old brazilian girl, trying to learn a sci-fi MMOG. Could you do that?
[ 2005.07.29 20:46:08 ] VenenosaSedutora > I have no other ship, played for many hours to buy that one you destroyed, with no insurance.
[ 2005.07.29 20:46:36 ] Verone > i don't care if you're anna kournikova... makes no difference to me
[ 2005.07.29 20:46:46 ] Verone > everyone is equal in here
[ 2005.07.29 20:47:01 ] VenenosaSedutora > OK, but could you give me back my stuff?
[ 2005.07.29 20:47:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > You are stronger and more experienced than me. So, we're not equal, you're better than me.
[ 2005.07.29 20:48:12 ] VenenosaSedutora > I worked really hard to get those stuff.
[ 2005.07.29 20:48:16 ] Verone > yeah i know...
[ 2005.07.29 20:48:18 ] Ikvar > Hello
[ 2005.07.29 20:48:23 ] Verone > i worked hard for my ship too
[ 2005.07.29 20:48:29 ] VenenosaSedutora > Hi, are you PK?
[ 2005.07.29 20:48:34 ] Verone > yes we are
[ 2005.07.29 20:48:34 ] Ikvar > Venenosa, I have been informed you have been PKed recently by one Verone?
[ 2005.07.29 20:48:44 ] VenenosaSedutora > Verone: So, could you give me back, please?
[ 2005.07.29 20:48:53 ] Verone > wtf?
[ 2005.07.29 20:49:03 ] Ikvar > I am an EVE lawyer, I work to help people who are ILLEGALLY PKED by SCUUM like Verone
[ 2005.07.29 20:49:05 ] Verone > i can't give you your stuff back
[ 2005.07.29 20:49:08 ] Ikvar > Please tell me what happened.
[ 2005.07.29 20:49:17 ] Verone > huh?
[ 2005.07.29 20:49:27 ] Verone > >_<
[ 2005.07.29 20:49:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > I was playing on that system, then this guy just started to shooting me.
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:02 ] Ikvar > For no Reason?
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:06 ] Verone > you looked suspicious
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:08 ] VenenosaSedutora > I tried to warp to another system, but he followed me.
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:16 ] Ikvar > That sounds like an ILLEGAL ACT
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:19 ] Verone > you ran away, i chased you
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:20 ] VenenosaSedutora > Look the conversation, Mr. Lawyer.
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:40 ] VenenosaSedutora > VenenosaSedutora > Why did you do that?<br>Verone > you ran for a planet when i warped to the gate, i was under the impression you had something of value on board that was not worth risking...<br>Verone > sadly, for me this wan not true...
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:40 ] Ikvar > Venenosa, would you like to persue legal action against Mr. Verone?
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:45 ] Verone > i don't wanna do time >_<
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:45 ] Ikvar > I could get you a BIG CASH SETTLEMENT
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:48 ] Ikvar > IN COURT
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:49 ] VenenosaSedutora > Yes, I do.
[ 2005.07.29 20:50:52 ] Ikvar > And he could go TO EVE JAIL
[ 2005.07.29 20:51:04 ] Verone > damn it've got it bad enough with concord
[ 2005.07.29 20:51:09 ] Ikvar > So Verone, how do you plead?
[ 2005.07.29 20:51:10 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm a newbie player, check my char info.
[ 2005.07.29 20:51:39 ] Verone > i don't care how old you are 0_o
[ 2005.07.29 20:51:57 ] Ikvar > HOW DO TOU PLEAD VERONE!? DON'T AVOID THE QUESTION SIR
[ 2005.07.29 20:52:05 ] Verone > not guilty damn you
[ 2005.07.29 20:52:13 ] Verone > jesus it's my job
[ 2005.07.29 20:52:14 ] Ikvar > Just as I though
[ 2005.07.29 20:52:17 ] VenenosaSedutora > I don't wanna harm nobody, just want my ship, stuff and cargo back.
[ 2005.07.29 20:52:26 ] Ikvar > So, do you deny that you destroyed Ms. Venenosa in Mara?
[ 2005.07.29 20:52:41 ] Verone > er... i plead the 5th amendment
[ 2005.07.29 20:52:48 ] Ikvar > Oh...
[ 2005.07.29 20:52:52 ] Ikvar > Erm.... uuuh....
[ 2005.07.29 20:53:33 ] Ikvar > So Ms. Venenosa, can you provide a killmail to incriminate Mr Verone?
[ 2005.07.29 20:53:49 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm reading your info, are you a pirate?
[ 2005.07.29 20:54:14 ] Ikvar > As his pleading of the 5th ammendment grants him total diplomatic haemmoroid immunity due to section 5 paragaraph 1 line 4 of the Piracy act of 1984
[ 2005.07.29 20:54:20 ] Ikvar > No Ma'am I am a lawyer
[ 2005.07.29 20:54:40 ] VenenosaSedutora > But he destroyed my ship.
[ 2005.07.29 20:54:43 ] Ikvar > However!
[ 2005.07.29 20:54:44 ] Ikvar > Section XII, Paragraph 11 part 2.a.1 of the yulai convention overrules the 5th ammendment
[ 2005.07.29 20:55:06 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm a newbie player. I'll cancel my account. This game is PK based, I didn't know that.
[ 2005.07.29 20:55:08 ] Verone > X(
[ 2005.07.29 20:55:12 ] Ikvar > So unless you can provide a killmail, there''s not much I can do
[ 2005.07.29 20:55:26 ] Verone > the game isn't pk based
[ 2005.07.29 20:55:28 ] Ikvar > Can you provide a killmail? If so then I can have Mr. Verone arrested
[ 2005.07.29 20:55:29 ] Verone > like i said
[ 2005.07.29 20:55:31 ] VenenosaSedutora > I can send you a kill mail, if I know what it is.
[ 2005.07.29 20:56:00 ] Ikvar > When you were destroyed you should have recieved an EVE Mail detailing your death
[ 2005.07.29 20:56:02 ] Ikvar > From Concord
[ 2005.07.29 20:56:06 ] Ikvar > Do you have such a mail?
[ 2005.07.29 20:56:12 ] VenenosaSedutora > The Insurance mail of Concord?
[ 2005.07.29 20:56:24 ] Ikvar > It should say Victim etc on it
[ 2005.07.29 20:56:33 ] VenenosaSedutora > Ah, just received it.
[ 2005.07.29 20:56:53 ] Ikvar > Could you copy it and paste it to this channel please Ma'am?
[ 2005.07.29 20:56:59 ] VenenosaSedutora > OK.
[ 2005.07.29 20:57:14 ] VenenosaSedutora > (posts killmail)
[ 2005.07.29 20:57:18 ] Ikvar > Ah, I'm just speaking to my contact in Concord and he has provided me the mail
[ 2005.07.29 20:57:21 ] Ikvar > Aha! There it is!
[ 2005.07.29 20:57:28 ] Verone > ahh crap
[ 2005.07.29 20:57:28 ] Verone > ahh crap
[ 2005.07.29 20:57:44 ] VenenosaSedutora > Am I going to get my stuff back?
[ 2005.07.29 20:58:24 ] Ikvar > Mr. Verone, under section 7.B.5. paragraph 4 line 6 of the Yulai convention I place you under arrest for the destruction of an innocent newbie
[ 2005.07.29 20:58:39 ] Verone > busted 0_<
[ 2005.07.29 20:58:42 ] Ikvar > Further more I sentance you to 8 years in the Passari Peen0r colony
[ 2005.07.29 20:58:49 ] Verone > damn you concord scum
[ 2005.07.29 20:58:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > Is this serious?
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:05 ] Ikvar > And I order you to pay compensation to the sum of 100k ISK to Ms. Venenosa
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:09 ] Verone > man, i'm quitting Sad
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:09 ] Ikvar > Yes, very serious
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:13 ] Ikvar > Verone is now under arrest
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:25 ] Verone > damn that to hell
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:28 ] Verone > :S
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:35 ] Ikvar > For that contempt of court and resisting arrest, I up the fine to 1m ISK
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:41 ] VenenosaSedutora > Just 100K?
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > My stuff will cost minimal of 500K.
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:54 ] Ikvar > I DEMAND YOU PAY
[ 2005.07.29 20:59:57 ] Ikvar > 1 MILLION ISK NOW
[ 2005.07.29 21:00:13 ] Verone > omg i'm broke now :'(
[ 2005.07.29 21:00:24 ] Ikvar > Has he paid Ms. Venenosa?
[ 2005.07.29 21:00:36 ] VenenosaSedutora > WoW. Is that serious? Thx so much, Ikvar. Smile
[ 2005.07.29 21:00:50 ] Verone > damn concord scum
[ 2005.07.29 21:00:59 ] Ikvar > Thankyou Ma'am, we at CONCORD are glad we can help innocent pilots such as yourself
[ 2005.07.29 21:01:02 ] Verone > /emote shakes his fist at ikvar
[ 2005.07.29 21:01:16 ] Ikvar > And now Verone is going to do 8 long years of HARD TIME at the Passari Peenor Colony
[ 2005.07.29 21:01:20 ] Ikvar > Let's go downtown
[ 2005.07.29 21:01:29 ] Verone > ahhhh
[ 2005.07.29 21:01:37 ] Ikvar > I will now remove you and myself from the conversation, you are under arrest.
[ 2005.07.29 21:01:47 ] Verone > ACK!
[ 2005.07.29 21:01:47 ] VenenosaSedutora > WoW, thanks so much. See you soon.
[ 2005.07.29 21:18:30 ] VenenosaSedutora > Er... I assume that the joke is over. Thanks for giving me back my money.
[ 2005.07.29 21:18:40 ] Ikvar > Dear Ms. Venenosa
[ 2005.07.29 21:18:41 ] Verone > =( joke?
[ 2005.07.29 21:18:45 ] VenenosaSedutora > Both you are from the same corp.
[ 2005.07.29 21:18:57 ] VenenosaSedutora > It doesn't make sense.
[ 2005.07.29 21:19:05 ] Ikvar > I am here to inform you that Verone may only contact you under the restrictions of his parole
[ 2005.07.29 21:19:14 ] Verone > our corp just found out ikvar is a concord insider
[ 2005.07.29 21:19:15 ] Ikvar > Oh, that's a bug Venenosa
[ 2005.07.29 21:19:17 ] VenenosaSedutora > But if it's really true, god, this game is awesome.
[ 2005.07.29 21:19:34 ] Ikvar > I am from concord, but I do a lot of undecover work
[ 2005.07.29 21:20:00 ] Verone > >_<
[ 2005.07.29 21:20:10 ] Ikvar > And I have infiltrated the S******dly corporation in an attempt to get info on their ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES
[ 2005.07.29 21:20:17 ] Ikvar > Which includes MALE PROSTITUTION
[ 2005.07.29 21:20:30 ] VenenosaSedutora > Lawyers running as players to help newbie. Thanks so much Mr. Ikvar. I'll recomend your services to many people.
[ 2005.07.29 21:20:39 ] Ikvar > Why thankyou
[ 2005.07.29 21:20:43 ] Verone > i can only speak under the restrictions of my CONCORD pareole, which is due to enforce itself in 5 minutes time
[ 2005.07.29 21:20:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > And I'll send an email to CCP congratulating this great service.
[ 2005.07.29 21:21:05 ] Ikvar > If you are ever destroyed or any of your friends are, contact Ikvar & Sons. Solicitors
[ 2005.07.29 21:21:18 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'll add you to my addressbook ok?
[ 2005.07.29 21:21:19 ] Verone > X(
[ 2005.07.29 21:21:23 ] Ikvar > And yes, CCP would love to know that their new Lawyer service works
[ 2005.07.29 21:21:28 ] Ikvar > That is fine Ms. Venenosa
[ 2005.07.29 21:21:34 ] Verone > i have 8 years to serve now
[ 2005.07.29 21:21:36 ] VenenosaSedutora > Ikvar & Sons? Is it a corp?
[ 2005.07.29 21:22:03 ] Ikvar > No, that is my division of concord

(VERONE CTD)

[ 2005.07.29 21:23:39 ] Ikvar > I am a Person, I am not always online but if I am not and you need help, send me a mail and I will FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS
[ 2005.07.29 21:23:46 ] Verone > :'(
[ 2005.07.29 21:23:55 ] Verone > i'm the victim here! ME!
[ 2005.07.29 21:24:00 ] Verone > i did nothing wrong
[ 2005.07.29 21:24:00 ] Ikvar > QUIET YOU
[ 2005.07.29 21:24:05 ] Ikvar > OR YOU WILL BE BEATEN
[ 2005.07.29 21:24:06 ] Verone > Mad
[ 2005.07.29 21:24:11 ] Ikvar > YOU ARE CRIMINAL SCUM
[ 2005.07.29 21:24:40 ] Verone > 8 years of my life are going to be lost where will all my ships go?

(she left the convo at this point)

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Post Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:11 pm Reply with quote

lol, nice
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Post Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:06 pm Reply with quote

lmao


*adds Ikvar and sons to his buddylist* where the hell was he last week when that mean deimos took away my mining apoc? Crying or Very sad

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